02.11.06
Bird Flu
I saw on the news tonight that bird flu has arrived in Italy. It’s been all around Italy, but it hasn’t ever been found here. They’ve been running ads for months telling people not to be afraid to eat chicken, that all chicken sold here is raised here, you only get it if you’re around chicken farms, etc.
But the weird thing is, they found bird flu in swans. What happens if I eat a swan?
Josh Furnal said,
02.11.06 at 5:00 pm
or even a pigeon!?
Mr. SQJ said,
02.14.06 at 6:12 pm
If you eat a swan you turn into an ugly duckling.