03.12.09

Finger Bump

Posted in Ancona, health care at 10:51 am

I’ve written several times about the health care system here in Italy. Our first big experience – the birth of our youngest – was fairly positive. There were some obvious differences, but the price of approximately €0.00 made the learning curve worth it. It seemed to be similar to what we experienced in America, but decentralized. You are responsible for more of your care, your record-keeping. There isn’t really a central location or doctor that coordinates everything.

So we’re now facing our second experience. I have a bump on my finger.

Eww a cyst!

Eww a cyst!

It’s not a big bump, but it kind of hurts. So I figure I’ll talk to my main doctor about it. He’s a great guy – very laid back. But I’m learning that he mostly just writes prescriptions and sends you to specialists. His office is about 8′ X 12′, there aren’t any nurses (only a morning receptionist), no billing, no appointments. It’s basic health care boiled down to the bare necessities.

He agrees it should be removed. Since it’s on the skin he gives me a prescription for an dermatologist appointment.

I make the appointment and find out the doctor sees patients at the city hospital. And there’s a wait of about eight weeks. I wait and show up and pay the €16.50 only to be told that my little bump is under the skin. I need to get an ultrasound and go see a surgeon.

Back to the primary doctor. He gives me a prescription for an ultrasound and a surgeon. I go to the office to make the appointment. They tell me there’s an spot open in Castelfidardo (about 35 minutes away) to see a surgeon. The ultrasound will take about three months and I have to go to Loreto (about 1 hour away). I ask if I need the ultrasound first, and they told me to ask the surgeon.

So I head to the appointment, and he tells me to leave since I don’t have the ultrasound.

More waiting. Then I decide to call about getting an ultrasound done privately. There are two systems here – the private, cheaper system that involves long lines and lots of headaches, or the private system, which is more expensive but generally easier. I call to see about changing my appointment to a private doctor. And to my surprise, there’s an appointment available in three days here in Ancona for €65. I take it, she prints out pictures of my finger bump, types up this fancy report, and I remake the appointment to see a surgeon.

And today was my appointment. I showed up, paid €16.50, and waited to go see him. They call my name, I sign a paper, and the doctor looks at the bump. And then quickly dismisses me. Apparently they coded my appointment wrong. I need to see a surgeon who works on hands. He’s a general surgeon, not a hand surgeon. I sat there, kind of stunned that I had wasted another morning on another fruitless appointment. The good news? He’s not going to charge me for the visit!

I was struck by a comment he made. He said that if we were in “some place like Africa” he would remove the bump himself without any problem. But since we’re in Italy “we have a better system.”

Really? I’ve been trying to get a tiny cyst removed for about five months now. I’ve been to offices all over the place and no one seems to be willing to help a foreigner understand a system that Italians struggle with. I’ve learned that most people just pay extra to see private doctors to avoid this mess. And sometimes I get nervous as to what might happen if something really serious is wrong someday.

We’ve got good doctors here, but it seems like they are covered in layer after layer of bureaucracy and apathy so no one seems to get anything done.

But hey, at least it’s cheap, right?

4 Comments »

  1. Tracy Gilmore said,

    03.12.09 at 12:23 pm

    And to think we want that system here!

  2. Heather Seybld said,

    03.14.09 at 5:43 am

    that’s insane! the germans throw a fit because they have to pay 10€ a year for their public insurance. it’s a lot cheaper than our private insurance, but we don’t have to wait as long for an appointment.

  3. David Knapp said,

    03.15.09 at 10:23 pm

    Brian,

    I am adding some links to my new blogroll at our site and I am adding yours. I was wondering if you would like to return the love.

    Sorry to hear about the bump. I just had one form in the middle of my lip. I have never had a bump there but it only lasted 4 hours or so. Weird.

    Take care.

    If you are wondering who I am I hope my site with the pictures helps remind you.

  4. Randy said,

    03.17.09 at 9:52 am

    I read on this manliness website how to do that procedure with my pocket knife. Just for 5,000 Euros and a boat ride.

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