05.17.07
Actual Conversation with Trey and his Doctor
Trey is currently sitting on the exam table after his checkup. The doctor is filling out paperwork. I and the other kids are sitting in the room, waiting for the doctor to finish.
Trey: Doctor…?
The doctor continues his paperwork…
Trey: Doctor…?
No response
Trey: Doctor!
Doctor: Yes?
Trey: Am I crazy?
The room chuckles
Doctor: Well that’s up to your dad!
A few moments pass…
Trey: Doctor…?
The doctor continues his paperwork…
Trey: Doctor…?
No response
Trey: Doctor!
Doctor: Yes?
Trey: I have a lot of gas.
The room erupts into uncontrollable laughter, and the kids notice that dad’s face is bright red.